Holy Hockey Mom

來聽聽這頭口紅鬥犬最近說了什麼話：

Iraq War is a Task From God

"Today is the day that I send my first born, my son, my teenage son overseas with his Stryker brigade, 4,000 other wonderful American men and women, to fight for our country, for democracy, for our freedoms."
<=你們的國家，你們的民主，你們的自由。

"Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right. Also, for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders (Bush), are sending (U.S. soldiers) out on a task that is from God."
<=How divine!

"Our national leaders (Bush) are sending them out on a task that is from God, she said. That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for,that there is a plan and that plan is God's plan."
<=REALLY!

"I believe that there is great hope and great potential for every country to be able to live and be protected with inalienable rights that I believe are God-given"
<=依然是你們的inalienable rights。

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昨天還看到一則據說是裴琳發表－但已被證實是惡作劇－的撒旦蜥蜴理論，也是很驚人：

"God made dinosaurs 4,000 years ago as ultimately flawed creatures, lizards of Satan really, so when they died and became petroleum products we, made in his perfect image, could use them in our pickup trucks, snow machines and fishing boats."

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